The troops who give so much to our nation deserve a little R&R, which is why fifi - Sex Toy for Men has sent 100 of its male masturbators overseas.
"It's a small token of our gratitude," says fifi CEO David Bramo. "We hope it will put smiles on a few faces and help ease the stress of being away from home."
While they're away from their loved ones, laboring under levels of stress that most of us can't imagine, the brave individuals who serve our country can benefit from a few moments of pleasure. "fifi is great for the troops because it's very discreet. It looks like a cushion and nobody will mistake it as contraband," says Bramo.
In many ways, they need that release more than ever: scientific studies have shown that self-gratification is an excellent way to relieve stress, boost mood, and even improve the immune system. Though they're thousands of miles away from home, these brave souls can still have the feelings and desires that the rest of us do, but they don't have many ways to experience them.
The 100 fifi units are all Commando Camouflage, a style that pays tribute to the troops. Male service members will be able to enjoy the best male masturbator for the guy who wants something simple and discreet. Thanks to its disposable sleeves, fifi also offers a sanitary no-mess cleanup, which is even more important when you're on a military base far from home.